La Belle Laide


Aloha, my name is JulesKD and my real home is here. I use this just to follow people and things I think are nifty.

Before anything else I'm a novelist, in search of an agent, growing a pair refining my query letter.

Stuff I care about: Being art, through Kung Fu (choy lei fuht, broadsword and staff, light-contact sparring, trapping, and forms,) and through dance (Hula/Polynesian.) Human rights, equality, and the freedom of choice for all. Health and wellness, not only for me, but for everyone. I think you have to fight for those things and not just bitch about them. Science, animal rights, availability of information, sustainable living. Movies, music, art, and how best to have fun and adventures. Laughter, friends, joy. I root for the underdog.

Stuff I don't care about: Make-up, hair, shoes, purses, what's fashionable, cooing at myself in the mirror, who's banging whom.

Oh, and finally I'm a massage therapist and I love my job! So I could tell you a story, make you feel awesome, dance a Hula, or I could leg-sweep you and punch you in the face. YOU NEVER KNOW.

Ask me anything
thetaylordetroye:

feministische:

sanityscraps:

nerdydyke:

bookishbutch:

queerhairyvag:

girl-in-a-wheelchair:

nothingbutsurrender:

alexbeaver:

panchromaticrhythm:

moofable:

chickacherrycola:

fluffygremlin:

My powers are based on… Kleenex.  Suck.
And my weaknesses are based on coffee.  Triple suck!

coffee and/or sriracha powers?
weakness is an oscillating fan

I have all the power of a small toy elephant, and my only weakness in Mountain Dew.

Xbox <-Me->Water…I AM OKAY WITH THIS.

My powers are based on a mirror, and my weakness is an empty water bottle.

My powers are based on a Symbicort turbohaler, and my weakness is letters from doctors.
… this actually seems quite apt.

So my powers are based on a pair of crappy NHS aluminium crutches and cheese, whilst my only weakness is cats.
Yeah, I can make that work.

A black sofa (strength).  A bowl of rice (weakness)
but… but.
RICE IS ALL I EVER EAT

My powers are based on my batman backpack. YES BATMAN
My weakness would be… a small child.  Pretty accurate.

My powers are based on a space heater… so… fire I suppose?
My weakness is a stuffed horse. Well… I guess I can’t fight evil doers in a toy store then.

Tea power and a weakness to walls.
Welp. I’m just about the shittiest superheroine ever. XD

I am really good with things pertaining to vases, but my weakness is Kim. 

Guitar-based powers but I have a weakness to N64 controllers

My powers are based on my Wiimote. My weakness is a neck massager. (This is accurate.)

thetaylordetroye:

feministische:

sanityscraps:

nerdydyke:

bookishbutch:

queerhairyvag:

girl-in-a-wheelchair:

nothingbutsurrender:

alexbeaver:

panchromaticrhythm:

moofable:

chickacherrycola:

fluffygremlin:

My powers are based on… Kleenex. Suck.

And my weaknesses are based on coffee. Triple suck!

coffee and/or sriracha powers?

weakness is an oscillating fan

I have all the power of a small toy elephant, and my only weakness in Mountain Dew.

Xbox <-Me->Water

I AM OKAY WITH THIS.

My powers are based on a mirror, and my weakness is an empty water bottle.

My powers are based on a Symbicort turbohaler, and my weakness is letters from doctors.

… this actually seems quite apt.

So my powers are based on a pair of crappy NHS aluminium crutches and cheese, whilst my only weakness is cats.

Yeah, I can make that work.

A black sofa (strength).  A bowl of rice (weakness)

but… but.

RICE IS ALL I EVER EAT

My powers are based on my batman backpack. YES BATMAN

My weakness would be… a small child.  Pretty accurate.

My powers are based on a space heater… so… fire I suppose?

My weakness is a stuffed horse. Well… I guess I can’t fight evil doers in a toy store then.

Tea power and a weakness to walls.

Welp. I’m just about the shittiest superheroine ever. XD

I am really good with things pertaining to vases, but my weakness is Kim. 

Guitar-based powers but I have a weakness to N64 controllers

My powers are based on my Wiimote. My weakness is a neck massager. (This is accurate.)

Source: tatermo

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    A door to my left and a dryer… this is bull shit. lol i really want the dryer out of the living room more then ever now...
  3. rpkm reblogged this from tatermo and added:
    my super power is lipgloss (wtf) my weakness is my phone. DROID, HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME
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    computers as my powers and peopel being my weakness lol
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    Super power is keyboards and my weakness is headphones. How would that work…
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    My power is a calender (judging by screen) or a book, Red Riding Hood (judging by where I am). My only weakness is a...
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    My powers are based on nail polish, and my weakness is a yellow shirt. lol.
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    ;___; wh-what…
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    Uh. ok.
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    Left: Zodiac poster. Key. OH LOOK IT’S ZODIAC MAN OH SHIT KEY WOMAN APPEARED AND NOW HE IS DEAD :(
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    So the computer is my power, but clothes are my weakness. Fuck, I’m screwed.
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    My powers are based off a bag of chocolate pretzels, and my only weakness is glitter glue. NOOOOO. I LOVE GLITTER GLUE.
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    My powers are based off my quill pen and ink and my weakness is a thesaurus. Writing themed… Lame, but suiting… Also, my...
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    Um. My powers are based on my John jumper I got today and my only weakness is my best friend Sarah. o.0
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    My power is a doorway My weakness is a wall …how very symbolic….I don’t get it.
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    I am CHAIR-MAN, workforce elite. I provide spinal support and ergonomics to all in need! However, I must always take...
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    slang flash cards are my power my weakness is febreeze
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    a water bottle. Dafuq.
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    a stuffed animal.
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    my right hand. oh.
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    To my left is my desk lamp To my right is some Chinese food Wat.
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    Left - wall. (STUPID WALL GET THE HELL OUTTA MY WAY) My power is blocking things. Right - CUPS CUPS CUPS EVEREHBODY...
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    left: half eaten oreo
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    A stuffed llama and a bottle of lemonade make my powers… While a fan is my only weakness….
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    My power is a wall, and my weakness is Dr Pepper.
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    My power is based on the epic world and creatures of Duel Monsters (Yu-Gi-Oh for those who dont know) do I have the...
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    I am Cupman, and my weakness is Paper. Megaman you better beat Paperman before you attempt to beat me >:D Watch out for...
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    My powers are based on mod podge and model magic is my only weakness uhhhh….
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    My powers are based on mirrors and my weaknesses are based on pillows and blankets. wow that seems awesome *o*
  37. littlehamboo reblogged this from uselessartistgabi and added:
    My powers are based on a sofa and my weakness is a computer…. Yes.
  38. uselessartistgabi reblogged this from lisasbasket and added:
    my power is based on a hair brush and my weakness is the fan…. pretty accurate xD
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    < post-it notes my printer > LOL OK
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    My powers are based on Sound Boards My weakness? Theater Curtains…My greatest enemy…is a thespian.
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    < A nutcraker My cell phone > wat.
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    dafuq…
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